Nobody Expects the Nuclear War

For the first time in the 80 years since nuclear bombs were used,  a nuclear armed country had its bombers attacked.   This has been avoided as incredibly provocative for 80 years, a reckless act that no sane country would do, but now we are facing nuclear Armageddon.   

The important part, of course, is to spin it as an amazing technical accomplishment and cheer it on.   At least, that is how the Mighty Wurlitzer is spinning it.   Yay!   We are winning!